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Fund Raising

The Church of Dim Sum is working hard to promote the one true faith. This involves inviting people to go to Dim Sum, as in "Ngoh cheng nei yam cha!"

Obviously if you are invited the one who invites you pays - unless you are Chinese, then you fight for the honor of paying. Sometimes it is worth going, just to see the arguments they get into.

So we have added a button on the lower left of this site for you to donate to support our cause. We can guarantee that 100% of funds donated will be spent on eating Dim Sum and having a good time, while sharing our faith. You can be certain that we won't be repairing a church organ, or putting a new roof on our building. Why invest in fixtures when you can squander it on food? Besides, we get more converts when we go for Dim Sum.

At this point we should put up a photo of some sad looking individual, saying that this person is sad, not just because they chose to work as a lawyer, but because no one invited them to partake of the delicious dumplings and rolls and chicken feet that make our religion so unique.

Your modest donation, for example $100, would have changed their life. We would have taken them to enjoy some yummy Dim Sum, and their life would have changed for the better. And they would have gone on to make other people's lives better. So dig deep and give generously...

Thank you in advance for your support!

 



 

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