This just in, an amazing story of about a boy in Smalltown cured of a potentially fatal illness by Dim Sum.

Until last week, little Timmy Hutchings (seen here) was suffering from a bad and potentially fatal case of toe fungus (which resembled a cross between mad cow disease, bird flu and a strong dislike of homework ) was miraculously cured by a dumpling that originated from a local Dim Sum restaurant.

Followers of the worldwide faith, known as The Church of Dim Sum, learned about the tragic plight of young Timmy, from e-mail spam sent throughout the Internet. At the time, it was thought that there was no hope, and that he was expected to pass away as soon as he had collected just over one million postcards. Doctors we asked could offer no reason for the correlation.

Realizing that time was of the essence, they immediately went to their local place of worship, a local Dim Sum restaurant. There they obtained some Ha Gow and took it to the hospital for Timmy.

The results were simply miraculous. Within minutes the fungus had stopped spreading and started to recede. Within hours little Timmy had stopped drooling and slurring his words , and there was feeling back in his legs. He is expected to make a full recovery within days, and has been switched to a special diet of Dim Sum.

The followers, Gordon and Pete, who would like to remain anonymous, said "We just did what anyone would do. We knew there was something magical about those little bungie jumpers. Now everyone will see."

Doctors at the medical center are now looking at further research into using Ha Gow and other Dim Sum in medical treatments across the board. Who knows where this will end?

On a side note, Timmy's parents have asked that people stop sending postcards, and that if you would like your's back to send a stamped self-addressed envelope to the same address and Timmy will send yours back, or someone else's (it is hard to be sure).