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The ha gow (Also known as 蝦餃 or bungee jumpers) is a small pink dumpling, that lives in grassy plains. Ha gow move around in herds, trying to find food and avoiding predators dressed as Chinese chefs.
In this next photo you can see a large ha gow crossing the road, which leads to the question "Why did the ha gow cross the road?" - you can add your answer in the comment below.
Normally you don't see a ha gow this large, most are caught at an early age and steamed to perfection.
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Comments (3)
Our short-term aim is to save as many ha gow as possible and directly disrupt the practice of ha gow abuse. Our long term aim is to end all ha gow suffering by forcing all Chinese restaurants out of business.
The ha gow crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The ha gow wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that ha gow crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage In cooperation and dialogue with all the ha gows on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON :
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little ha gow to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- That every ha gow in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
DR. PHIL :
The problem we have here is that this ha gow won't realize that he must First deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes After the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is Help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' Problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the ha gow is having problems, which is why he Wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the ha gow learn From his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to Give this ha gow a car so that he can just drive across the road and Not live his life like the rest of the ha gows.
GEORGE W. BUSH :
We don't really care why the ha gow crossed the road. We just want to Know if the ha gow is on our side of the road, or not. The ha gow is Either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL :
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image Of the ha gow crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a ha gow, but we have not yet been Allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY :
Although I voted to let the ha gow cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the ha gow ' s Intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it
Lou Dobbs :
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART :
No one called me to warn me which way that ha gow was going. I had a Standing order at the Farmer ' s Market to sell my eggs when the price Dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider Information.
DR SEUSS :
Did the ha gow cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the ha gow crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
JERRY FALWELL :
Because the ha gow was gay! Can ' t you people see the plain truth? That ' s why they call it the ' other side. ' Yes, my friends, that ha gow Is gay. And if you eat that ha gow, you will become gay too. I say we Boycott all ha gows until we sort out this abomination that the liberal Media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like ' the other side. That ha gow should not be crossing the road. It ' s as plain and as Simple as that.
BARBARA WALTERS :
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the ha gow tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it Experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its Life long dream of crossing the road.
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ALBERT EINSTEIN :
Did the ha gow really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the ha gow?
BILL CLINTON :
I did not cross the road with THAT ha gow. What is your definition of ha gow?
AL GORE :
I invented the ha gow!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY :
Where's my gun?