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Siu Mai Prayer Meetings

Welcome to the
Siu Mai 燒賣 prayer meeting area...

Our siu mai, who art in steamer, hallowed be thy yumminess...

These tasty treats go well with Ha Gow. There are several varieties, mostly involving pork and shrimp. All require long prayerful contemplation and study. If you run out, be sure to order more.



 
Comments (7)
1 Thursday, 15 May 2008 09:45
Pastor Wang
I just want to tell you that I don’t really appreciate you making a mockery of my faith. I have found your latest page in reference to Siu Mai very offensive. There is a place for everything and there is a place for humor and humor has its limits, especially when it comes to those things and issues that some of us hold as sacred. I will pray for you, that you will treat this with the respect it deserves. Repent from your wicked ways and stop making fun of Siu Mai.

Thanks for your time.

Pastor Wang
California
2 Thursday, 15 May 2008 09:47
haysoos
A friend of mine is married to a guy named Siumai. I wonder how much trouble he's had in this country because of that. He's from Spain, & I guess it's a common name there, as it is in many Spanish-speaking countries.
3 Thursday, 15 May 2008 09:54
bj
As a "born-again" Dim Sum fan, I thought this page was hilarious. Any of my brethren who thought otherwise are surely entitled to their opinions, but (in my opinion) need to get a life.
4 Thursday, 15 May 2008 09:58
pious
Blasphemy and taking the Siu Mai`s name in vain will have it`s consequences and if you are happy with the hell of ride , drowning in lakes of chili sauce, you look forward to, it is your choice. I personally would rather not face Siu Mai`s wrath and personally have lost all respect for this page.
5 Thursday, 15 May 2008 10:02
Al
Speaking as a 'devout' atheist I thought the page is great.

ALL religion is nothing less and nothing more than a cleverly evolved manipulation tool to control the less intelligent. The best way to expose this monumentally long standing fraud is not suppression of religion but to expose it for the confidence trick that it all is and the best way to start the education process is to poke fun at some of the sillier aspects of faith.

Well done! Keep up the good work (albeit cautiously as you probably don't really want some Dim Sum zealot taking a shot at you!)
6 Monday, 26 May 2008 09:47
Tales fanboy
I sort of want to go back to Church of Dim Sum...

But it doesn't work out. Life is beyond complicated, and I don't know what to make of it. I don't know if I could ever eat Siu Mai ever again. I have come to some harsh conclusions and faced some harsh realities. I hardly think that I could ever be on the same tangent as any other Beliver anymore, except maybe a liberal one, but a part of me wants back what I have lost, the yummy Ha Gow and the tender Cherng Fun. I know what your all going to say, you all have the same answers, such as try some with less chili sauce. Just understand that I see things a little differently now, but I am always willing to change and see things from another point of view.

I guess the first step is finding a good restaurant, they all follow a similar formula I just don't like and I end up leaving. I can't even pinpoint what it is that lets me know that a certain restaurant isn't going to work, but I know it when I feel it. I guess as long as I listen, and as long as I keep an open heart, something good will find its way in. But I know I will never be the same person I was, but it is a good thing in a way...
7 Monday, 26 May 2008 09:49
Scruffy
Those of us who know and remember you well are glad to hear from you.

I grieved with some of the troubles you went through.
You have been, I know, in the prayers of long-term believers. We often eat a Siu Mai and think of you.
And, as I say, it's great to hear from you.

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