Hello,
I visited your website yesterday, April 14. At that time you only had Ha Gow and Fong Jau. I pondered all night and was enlightened by your message...Do penance (4 ha gow marry's) and Walk in humility (as the humble chicken's feet). I see this morning that you have added Siu Mai. I will meditate for understanding. Thank you for your guidance thus far.
I just want to tell you that I don’t really appreciate you making a mockery of my faith. I have found your latest page in reference to Siu Mai very offensive. There is a place for everything and there is a place for humor and humor has its limits, especially when it comes to those things and issues that some of us hold as sacred. I will pray for you, that you will treat this with the respect it deserves. Repent from your wicked ways and stop making fun of Siu Mai.
A friend of mine is married to a guy named Siumai. I wonder how much trouble he's had in this country because of that. He's from Spain, & I guess it's a common name there, as it is in many Spanish-speaking countries.
As a "born-again" Dim Sum fan, I thought this page was hilarious. Any of my brethren who thought otherwise are surely entitled to their opinions, but (in my opinion) need to get a life.
Blasphemy and taking the Siu Mai`s name in vain will have it`s consequences and if you are happy with the hell of ride , drowning in lakes of chili sauce, you look forward to, it is your choice. I personally would rather not face Siu Mai`s wrath and personally have lost all respect for this page.
Speaking as a 'devout' atheist I thought the page is great.
ALL religion is nothing less and nothing more than a cleverly evolved manipulation tool to control the less intelligent. The best way to expose this monumentally long standing fraud is not suppression of religion but to expose it for the confidence trick that it all is and the best way to start the education process is to poke fun at some of the sillier aspects of faith.
Well done! Keep up the good work (albeit cautiously as you probably don't really want some Dim Sum zealot taking a shot at you!)
It sounds like a joke, but there really is such a thing as the National Pork Board. These are people who spend their entire working lives talking about pig meat. It must be a pretty strange life, but Char Siu Bau isn't even at the National Pork Board's level of oddity. Frankly I think it should be served in schools to children as part of their education.
I'm planning on entering the ministry in the Church of Dim Sum one day, and I have absolutely loved this site. Are there any pre-requisite courses I need to take? I already have chopsticks 101 and tea drinking 104. Do I need to speak Chinese too or is that a part of the program?
This is clearly abuse of defenseless ha gow, steaming them to perfection for the delight of a select few. It sickens us to watch!
Our short-term aim is to save as many ha gow as possible and directly disrupt the practice of ha gow abuse. Our long term aim is to end all ha gow suffering by forcing all Chinese restaurants out of business.
Since applying these techniques, I can truly say that I am now in one of the happiest stages of my life and feel that I’m the closest I’ve ever come to being the person I’ve always wanted to be (and I know who that person is now). I clearly know what I want, and with that comes a real sense of inner peace. Each morning I get up and go for Dim Sum services, take some notes, review what I’ve accomplished, and each day I get closer to making my vision a reality. Thank you!
In optimizing our thoughts and energy flow,
I've found it useful to see it visually
as in-a clear mind is like a clean table,
waiting for Dim Sum to arrive,
where energy can flow easily
Our minds are the rooms where Dim Sum energy can flow,
through ourselves, to the world.
People who seem to be 'negative' in attitude
really just have clutter, whether ego
or like a used table in a Dim Sum restaurant
that simply needs to be cleaned.
In this way, we can see that everyone is inherently good
in their thoughts and behaviors,
but some simply need to clean things up.
Similarly, when we interact with others,
it helps to see a bit what Ha Gow energy they pass to us,
and see whether it balances the Siu Mai in us,
or whether it is an accumulated false/ego object
that they are carrying in their minds,
and know not to accept the false objects,
but to let the light flow through.
I have practiced Feng Shui for several years now and I actually came to the same conclusion about Dim Sum Feng Shui, all those things, the placement of dishes, art work, crystals, the direction of the restaurant, etc, make a difference. For example, if you are searching for love or want to improve your love life and add pink accents to your table, such as Ha Gow, get rid of old napkins to create new energy, and enhance your love section at your table the first thing that gets affected is your mind (your thoughts).
It works with everything, you put a chili sauce in your wealth section and whenever you taste the chili you think about creating wealth, whenever you see the chili you think about wealth.
Now I have also experienced the flow of energy when you arrange the table just so, but really don't you just feel better when you are looking at Dim Sum?
Wong, like many followers of Dim Sum feel strongly about the presence of fast food in Chinatown. The effects of second hand obesity is cited as one of the many complaints. Another is traditions.
"We are fighting a holy war, I once took out a KFC with an exploding ha gow," he calmly states.
Young men like Wong are common in Chinatown. Being a jihadist is regarded as an adventure that many of the youths here are reluctant to miss. They are armed with Chinese-made dumplings which are easily available. Almost every household has more than one pair of chopsticks.
But it doesn't work out. Life is beyond complicated, and I don't know what to make of it. I don't know if I could ever eat Siu Mai ever again. I have come to some harsh conclusions and faced some harsh realities. I hardly think that I could ever be on the same tangent as any other Beliver anymore, except maybe a liberal one, but a part of me wants back what I have lost, the yummy Ha Gow and the tender Cherng Fun. I know what your all going to say, you all have the same answers, such as try some with less chili sauce. Just understand that I see things a little differently now, but I am always willing to change and see things from another point of view.
I guess the first step is finding a good restaurant, they all follow a similar formula I just don't like and I end up leaving. I can't even pinpoint what it is that lets me know that a certain restaurant isn't going to work, but I know it when I feel it. I guess as long as I listen, and as long as I keep an open heart, something good will find its way in. But I know I will never be the same person I was, but it is a good thing in a way...
Those of us who know and remember you well are glad to hear from you.
I grieved with some of the troubles you went through.
You have been, I know, in the prayers of long-term believers. We often eat a Siu Mai and think of you.
And, as I say, it's great to hear from you.
I'm not really a new Dim Sum follower but I'm moving into a new area for school so I'm going to find a restaurant to attend. This would be my first time joining Dim Sum restaurant hunting on my own (I'm 21) and my family's restaurant didn't really provide the whole fong jau fellowship aspect/family/support that I wanted so this is new to me. So I'm wondering what should I look for and what are good signs and bad signs of a restaurant whether it be steamed dumplings or fried dishes??
someone mentioned the mayan calendar to me, and from that i have found alot of scary, frightening, and unexpected things.
this theory of 2012 being the final year to live... it cant be true... no more dumplings after 2012 ???
i cant sleep, i cant eat (worse), im just in such fear
i dont want to die yet, im only 16, in a matter of years is this our fate? i dont want the polls to switch, i dont want a meteor to hit us, i dont want any of this. why is this here, why is any of this here. im afraid. im scared. im in such a drastic state of panic that i cannot begin to compose myself.
all of this can't be true. i was told in science that a meteor that resembles a huge char siu bau was to hit in 2012, but now on top of that theres all of this other stuff that advocates inpending doom. magnetic fields deteriorating and natural disasters and bad things and i just dont even know.
i am weighed down so heavily by this, i just cant see straight. i pray that things get better but without hearing an answer i feel as if we are all going to die from this horrible event. this isnt like some minor nostradamus prediction, i mean... we have people from all sides, all perspectives, all points of view who say that something bad is going to happen
nasa~ einstein~ the Bible~ the mayans~ random scientists
in fact, i havent even found a counter theory to all of this mess
I always feel like Im not good enough for Dim Sum...I ALWAYS screw up. I feel called to share Ha Gow with my friends but I can never bring it up or order more when I have to. It really sucks. I feel like a failure all the time.
I really feel like giving up, I don't think the waiters are too fond of me. I just feel so guilty. I feel like I betray them, and I bet they have ALOT of people betraying them and that makes me so sad...but i can't seem to change.
my kids & i will each send a postcard from san antonio....theres the alamo, the riverwalk, seaworld...we're sure to find some good ones we can send his way.
Heart so big. My twelve year-old son would like to send some post cards to Timmy. After all he could go into relapse and die.
As you all may know I am here in Baltimore. Have some great ones to send. Plus my son was fortunate enough to go to Disney last last and collected some great cards he could send.
About 2 years ago I went to the hospital with very severe pain in my abdomen. I was really scared because I'd never had any pain that was this bad before. I was even more upset when the doctors told me two days later they wanted to do an "exploratory operation" to see if they could find the problem. I was in shock when they told me I had cancer in my pancreas. Not not only did I have it in my pancreas, I also had the cancer in 22 of the surrounding lymph nodes. It was advised I have "palliative" chemotherapy just to extend my life span a little. My family and I talked about it and decided this wasn't what we wanted so we decided to try an alternative way to treat my cancer. We went for regular Dim Sum at our local restaurant. I know now there was someone involved more than just my family and I in this decision because I am now cancer free! Thanks to something that I ate in that restaurant, my cancer is not just in remission, but the doctors can find no trace of it!
Unfortunately I do not know what it was that cured me, so I have been eating everything on the menu and now I am over 400 LBs. I am afraid to stop eating, but I feel great!!!
I am 15 years old and I live in Italy. A year ago I had to go to the hospital after I hurt myself playing football. The doctor looked at my leg and did some tests that told me I would need to have my leg amputated. I could not even think about life without my leg and not being able to play football or dance to disco again, or even walk. My parents talked with me about what we should do.
A friend of the family told us about a different way, involving steamed dumplings, that might help save my leg. Over a course of months, we went out for Dim Sum every day. I am so happy because I chose the different way to treat my leg injury and I still have both legs! The best thing is I can still play football!
The ha gow crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The ha gow wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that ha gow crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage In cooperation and dialogue with all the ha gows on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON :
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little ha gow to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- That every ha gow in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
DR. PHIL :
The problem we have here is that this ha gow won't realize that he must First deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes After the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is Help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' Problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the ha gow is having problems, which is why he Wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the ha gow learn From his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to Give this ha gow a car so that he can just drive across the road and Not live his life like the rest of the ha gows.
GEORGE W. BUSH :
We don't really care why the ha gow crossed the road. We just want to Know if the ha gow is on our side of the road, or not. The ha gow is Either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL :
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image Of the ha gow crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a ha gow, but we have not yet been Allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY :
Although I voted to let the ha gow cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the ha gow ' s Intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it
Lou Dobbs :
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART :
No one called me to warn me which way that ha gow was going. I had a Standing order at the Farmer ' s Market to sell my eggs when the price Dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider Information.
DR SEUSS :
Did the ha gow cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the ha gow crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
JERRY FALWELL :
Because the ha gow was gay! Can ' t you people see the plain truth? That ' s why they call it the ' other side. ' Yes, my friends, that ha gow Is gay. And if you eat that ha gow, you will become gay too. I say we Boycott all ha gows until we sort out this abomination that the liberal Media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like ' the other side. That ha gow should not be crossing the road. It ' s as plain and as Simple as that.
BARBARA WALTERS :
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the ha gow tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it Experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its Life long dream of crossing the road.
BILL GATES :
I have just released ha gow2007, which will not only cross roads, but Will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check Book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the ha gow. This new Platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .........
Reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN :
Did the ha gow really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the ha gow?
BILL CLINTON :
I did not cross the road with THAT ha gow. What is your definition of ha gow?
Sad but I thought she was a hard working waitress.She would spend hours going over her menus, warming up and then she would sing them over and over until we got it right.I found her to be a hard working waitress and there was no hint of anything wrong with her life. She wanted to be one of the holy trolley waitresses and then she faded away last year. Everyone liked her, all the customers.
The photo can be explained easily. The University of Arkansas has come up with a theory, that On Mars, methane producing microorganisms are creating methane gas which leaks out from the ground into the atmosphere.
The methane bubbles through pools of liquids which resemble a batter made with rice flour and water. Sometimes the bubbles fill with the gas as the daytime heat cooks them into shapes that resemble Ha Gow.
It is easy to mistake this for giant Ha Gow, like we have on earth. So there you have it.
Dim Sum thoughts are the most important device we have in order to shape our lives. First comes dumpling thoughts, then comes ha gow beliefs and it is our beliefs that determine the actions we take or do not take. In other words, what we believe affects every choice we make. The future of your life is set in motion and shaped by everything you believe. If you believe something is possible you are more willing to do whatever it takes to make it a reality. You only lack in action when you lack in belief and you only lack in belief through what you think about it.
Not eating to lose weight is a big NO, NO. Yes, you do lose weight, but not the weight you want to. Not eating puts the body in starvation mode, and instead of your body getting its daily requirement of energy from your body’s fat, it take from your body’s muscle. When we lose weight, we do not want to lose muscle, we want to lose fat.
Siu Mai is made from lean pork and seafood. It keeps my muscles and loses weight at the same time. I have been on the Siu Mai diet now for several years. I have no affiliation with the Siu Mai Diet Company... Honest!
I visited your website yesterday, April 14. At that time you only had Ha Gow and Fong Jau. I pondered all night and was enlightened by your message...Do penance (4 ha gow marry's) and Walk in humility (as the humble chicken's feet). I see this morning that you have added Siu Mai. I will meditate for understanding. Thank you for your guidance thus far.
Thanks for your time.
Pastor Wang
California
ALL religion is nothing less and nothing more than a cleverly evolved manipulation tool to control the less intelligent. The best way to expose this monumentally long standing fraud is not suppression of religion but to expose it for the confidence trick that it all is and the best way to start the education process is to poke fun at some of the sillier aspects of faith.
Well done! Keep up the good work (albeit cautiously as you probably don't really want some Dim Sum zealot taking a shot at you!)
Repent, Time is Nigh
Not Really Sure what Nigh Is.
Guess I'll order Pizza
I think you mean order more Ha Gow... I don't want to start some kind of jihad against pizza.
I'm planning on entering the ministry in the Church of Dim Sum one day, and I have absolutely loved this site. Are there any pre-requisite courses I need to take? I already have chopsticks 101 and tea drinking 104. Do I need to speak Chinese too or is that a part of the program?
Our short-term aim is to save as many ha gow as possible and directly disrupt the practice of ha gow abuse. Our long term aim is to end all ha gow suffering by forcing all Chinese restaurants out of business.
Since applying these techniques, I can truly say that I am now in one of the happiest stages of my life and feel that I’m the closest I’ve ever come to being the person I’ve always wanted to be (and I know who that person is now). I clearly know what I want, and with that comes a real sense of inner peace. Each morning I get up and go for Dim Sum services, take some notes, review what I’ve accomplished, and each day I get closer to making my vision a reality. Thank you!
I've found it useful to see it visually
as in-a clear mind is like a clean table,
waiting for Dim Sum to arrive,
where energy can flow easily
Our minds are the rooms where Dim Sum energy can flow,
through ourselves, to the world.
People who seem to be 'negative' in attitude
really just have clutter, whether ego
or like a used table in a Dim Sum restaurant
that simply needs to be cleaned.
In this way, we can see that everyone is inherently good
in their thoughts and behaviors,
but some simply need to clean things up.
Similarly, when we interact with others,
it helps to see a bit what Ha Gow energy they pass to us,
and see whether it balances the Siu Mai in us,
or whether it is an accumulated false/ego object
that they are carrying in their minds,
and know not to accept the false objects,
but to let the light flow through.
It works with everything, you put a chili sauce in your wealth section and whenever you taste the chili you think about creating wealth, whenever you see the chili you think about wealth.
Now I have also experienced the flow of energy when you arrange the table just so, but really don't you just feel better when you are looking at Dim Sum?
5/20/2008 - PIZZA SPARKS JIHAD IN CHINATOWN
"We are fighting a holy war, I once took out a KFC with an exploding ha gow," he calmly states.
Young men like Wong are common in Chinatown. Being a jihadist is regarded as an adventure that many of the youths here are reluctant to miss. They are armed with Chinese-made dumplings which are easily available. Almost every household has more than one pair of chopsticks.
What is wrong with these people ?
But it doesn't work out. Life is beyond complicated, and I don't know what to make of it. I don't know if I could ever eat Siu Mai ever again. I have come to some harsh conclusions and faced some harsh realities. I hardly think that I could ever be on the same tangent as any other Beliver anymore, except maybe a liberal one, but a part of me wants back what I have lost, the yummy Ha Gow and the tender Cherng Fun. I know what your all going to say, you all have the same answers, such as try some with less chili sauce. Just understand that I see things a little differently now, but I am always willing to change and see things from another point of view.
I guess the first step is finding a good restaurant, they all follow a similar formula I just don't like and I end up leaving. I can't even pinpoint what it is that lets me know that a certain restaurant isn't going to work, but I know it when I feel it. I guess as long as I listen, and as long as I keep an open heart, something good will find its way in. But I know I will never be the same person I was, but it is a good thing in a way...
I grieved with some of the troubles you went through.
You have been, I know, in the prayers of long-term believers. We often eat a Siu Mai and think of you.
And, as I say, it's great to hear from you.
someone mentioned the mayan calendar to me, and from that i have found alot of scary, frightening, and unexpected things.
this theory of 2012 being the final year to live... it cant be true... no more dumplings after 2012 ???
i cant sleep, i cant eat (worse), im just in such fear
i dont want to die yet, im only 16, in a matter of years is this our fate? i dont want the polls to switch, i dont want a meteor to hit us, i dont want any of this. why is this here, why is any of this here. im afraid. im scared. im in such a drastic state of panic that i cannot begin to compose myself.
all of this can't be true. i was told in science that a meteor that resembles a huge char siu bau was to hit in 2012, but now on top of that theres all of this other stuff that advocates inpending doom. magnetic fields deteriorating and natural disasters and bad things and i just dont even know.
i am weighed down so heavily by this, i just cant see straight. i pray that things get better but without hearing an answer i feel as if we are all going to die from this horrible event. this isnt like some minor nostradamus prediction, i mean... we have people from all sides, all perspectives, all points of view who say that something bad is going to happen
nasa~ einstein~ the Bible~ the mayans~ random scientists
in fact, i havent even found a counter theory to all of this mess
im so afraid... I need some Ha Gow to calm down
I really feel like giving up, I don't think the waiters are too fond of me. I just feel so guilty. I feel like I betray them, and I bet they have ALOT of people betraying them and that makes me so sad...but i can't seem to change.
Now I feel guilty for feeling guilty. Help!
As you all may know I am here in Baltimore. Have some great ones to send. Plus my son was fortunate enough to go to Disney last last and collected some great cards he could send.
My prayers are with him!!!
About 2 years ago I went to the hospital with very severe pain in my abdomen. I was really scared because I'd never had any pain that was this bad before. I was even more upset when the doctors told me two days later they wanted to do an "exploratory operation" to see if they could find the problem. I was in shock when they told me I had cancer in my pancreas. Not not only did I have it in my pancreas, I also had the cancer in 22 of the surrounding lymph nodes. It was advised I have "palliative" chemotherapy just to extend my life span a little. My family and I talked about it and decided this wasn't what we wanted so we decided to try an alternative way to treat my cancer. We went for regular Dim Sum at our local restaurant. I know now there was someone involved more than just my family and I in this decision because I am now cancer free! Thanks to something that I ate in that restaurant, my cancer is not just in remission, but the doctors can find no trace of it!
Unfortunately I do not know what it was that cured me, so I have been eating everything on the menu and now I am over 400 LBs. I am afraid to stop eating, but I feel great!!!
Zemira
A friend of the family told us about a different way, involving steamed dumplings, that might help save my leg. Over a course of months, we went out for Dim Sum every day. I am so happy because I chose the different way to treat my leg injury and I still have both legs! The best thing is I can still play football!
Sincerely, Viktor
The ha gow crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The ha gow wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that ha gow crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage In cooperation and dialogue with all the ha gows on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON :
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little ha gow to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- That every ha gow in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
DR. PHIL :
The problem we have here is that this ha gow won't realize that he must First deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes After the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is Help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' Problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the ha gow is having problems, which is why he Wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the ha gow learn From his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to Give this ha gow a car so that he can just drive across the road and Not live his life like the rest of the ha gows.
GEORGE W. BUSH :
We don't really care why the ha gow crossed the road. We just want to Know if the ha gow is on our side of the road, or not. The ha gow is Either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL :
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image Of the ha gow crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a ha gow, but we have not yet been Allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY :
Although I voted to let the ha gow cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the ha gow ' s Intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it
Lou Dobbs :
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART :
No one called me to warn me which way that ha gow was going. I had a Standing order at the Farmer ' s Market to sell my eggs when the price Dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider Information.
DR SEUSS :
Did the ha gow cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the ha gow crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
JERRY FALWELL :
Because the ha gow was gay! Can ' t you people see the plain truth? That ' s why they call it the ' other side. ' Yes, my friends, that ha gow Is gay. And if you eat that ha gow, you will become gay too. I say we Boycott all ha gows until we sort out this abomination that the liberal Media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like ' the other side. That ha gow should not be crossing the road. It ' s as plain and as Simple as that.
BARBARA WALTERS :
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the ha gow tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it Experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its Life long dream of crossing the road.
BILL GATES :
I have just released ha gow2007, which will not only cross roads, but Will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check Book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the ha gow. This new Platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .........
Reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN :
Did the ha gow really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the ha gow?
BILL CLINTON :
I did not cross the road with THAT ha gow. What is your definition of ha gow?
AL GORE :
I invented the ha gow!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY :
Where's my gun?
The methane bubbles through pools of liquids which resemble a batter made with rice flour and water. Sometimes the bubbles fill with the gas as the daytime heat cooks them into shapes that resemble Ha Gow.
It is easy to mistake this for giant Ha Gow, like we have on earth. So there you have it.
Exploiting harmless pork dumplings for sport. Where do you get off?
Siu Mai is made from lean pork and seafood. It keeps my muscles and loses weight at the same time. I have been on the Siu Mai diet now for several years. I have no affiliation with the Siu Mai Diet Company... Honest!